Shanktified!

Enjoy.

PS: I’m handing out these.

If you have been following the Bobby Calvan debacle, this might be one of the best commentaries on it.

a new internet verb, “calvan”

There are few things more powerful than using a noun as a verb. I think my favorite is still “Don’t Leeroy Jenkins this.” Which I once used in a meeting with some tech support guys. Upper management just blinked, but the a couple tech guys familiar with the story nearly wet themselves.

Scott Ott (aka Scrappleface) seems just moments away from having a 6-pack of fatwa opened up on him with this one.

“The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.”

Nice knowing ya Scott.

ALL RIGHT EVERYONE!!! Let’s get Scott Ott on the Ballot on all 50 States!!! I’ll help in Tennessee - we need signatures in other states!

Note to Mr. Scott (not the guy from Star Trek.. I’m just being all formalish cuz he might be the Pro-shizzle one day): Scott, are you running as an Independent or pretending to be Republican (like Romney). And I need a button for my website!

Click here. Hahaha

Found this at Joe Powell’s site (while I am at it, welcome to my site Joe; thanks for commenting).

Make your check to “Ron Shank” and she’s all yours!

Step aside Steve Erwin.

Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom

Goldsberry, about 6-feet-1 and 200 pounds, entered the bedroom to confront the deer and, after a brief struggle, emerged to tell his wife to call police. After returning to the bedroom, the fight continued. Goldsberry finally was able to grip the animal and twist its neck, killing it.

All new bloggers should cut this out and tape to their monitor; right next to their password. (Hint you can’t actually cut the screen - you have to print it first)

10 Things I Hate About Your Blog

Really, we’ve all stared at the TV and blinked as some left winger gets off a sound bite that makes so little sense you wonder if they even heard it themselves.

Well, finally, the source has been revealed.
Introducing the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat

Get your own here.
Thanks to Megan for the lead.

I don’t know who this guy is, but I feel for him. I think any who have spoken publicly and had something come out wrong knows exactly how he feels. Thankfully and by God’s grace I haven’t gaffed this bad - but the day is young!

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