So I get this email today titled “Hippo Eats Dwarf!” and the attached “news clipping” so it has to be true, right? Wrong.
First the evidence.
Looks legit. However, it just feels like a hoax. They sent the trampoline off to be tested?? Better ask ma-Google.
Well, not only is it a hoax, it’s the title of a book about hoaxes.
Oh well. I’m glad the little guy never died. I’m also glad this wasn’t a YouTube video. But, as cruel as a death as it might have been, I secretly wanted it to be true. I’ve always said, when my time comes, I hope it’s part of an amazing story — like being swallowed whole by a hippo. How do you want to die? What do you think happens when you do? Let me know in the comments.