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Ween 2007

October 31, 2007 by Ron Shank Leave a Comment

Enjoy.

PS: I’m handing out these.

Filed Under: Witnessing Tagged With: Funny Stuff

When your name becomes a verb

October 30, 2007 by Ron Shank Leave a Comment

If you have been following the Bobby Calvan debacle, this might be one of the best commentaries on it.

a new internet verb, “calvan”

There are few things more powerful than using a noun as a verb. I think my favorite is still “Don’t Leeroy Jenkins this.” Which I once used in a meeting with some tech support guys. Upper management just blinked, but the a couple tech guys familiar with the story nearly wet themselves.

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Fatwa for Scrappleface

September 9, 2007 by Ron Shank Leave a Comment

Scott Ott (aka Scrappleface) seems just moments away from having a 6-pack of fatwa opened up on him with this one.

“The president added that he might convert to Islam just to “find out what it’s like to be a man who wears a dress and a bonnet and dyes his hair like a girl.”

Nice knowing ya Scott.

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Funny Stuff

Scott Ott Apparently Seeks White House

March 25, 2007 by Ron Shank Leave a Comment

ALL RIGHT EVERYONE!!! Let’s get Scott Ott on the Ballot on all 50 States!!! I’ll help in Tennessee – we need signatures in other states!

Note to Mr. Scott (not the guy from Star Trek.. I’m just being all formalish cuz he might be the Pro-shizzle one day): Scott, are you running as an Independent or pretending to be Republican (like Romney). And I need a button for my website!

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Funny Stuff, Politics

What to do when it’s been one of those days…

December 20, 2006 by Ron Shank Leave a Comment

Click here. Hahaha

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: Funny Stuff, Note to Self

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