Your mileage may vary.
For educational purposes only.
Ask your doctor or pharmacist.
Not responsible for lost or stolen articles.
No user serviceable parts inside.
You may or may not have additional rights which vary from country to
Not recommended for children under twelve years of age.
Batteries not included.
May cause irreversible damage to the kidneys or liver.
Limit 1 per customer.
Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely
Highly flammable.
Void where prohibited.
Some assembly required.
All rights reserved.
Contents may settle during shipment.
Use only as directed.
Parental discretion advised.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Not for use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Cooking time may vary.
Subject to approval.
This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
High voltage.
For recreational use only.
Shipping and handling extra.
No animals were harmed in the production of this file.
All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician.
Freshest if consumed before date on carton.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Times approximate.
No postage necessary if mailed in Singapore.
If swallowed, do not induce vomiting
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
Sold only as a novelty.
May cause excitability.
As seen on TV.
We reserve the right to limit quantities.
One size fits all.
Do not leave funds without collecting a receipt.
Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-active ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
Slippery when wet.
This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or
gift recipient.
For office use only.
Read prospectus carefully before investing.
Net weight before cooking.
Not affiliated with the Red Cross.
Surfaces should be clean of paint, grease, dirt, etc.
Drop in any mailbox.
Edited for television.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Minimum monthly charge applies
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Simulated picture.
List was current at time of printing.
Penalty for private use.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
Do not expose to direct sunlight.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform.
No Canadian coins.
Do not puncture or incinerate empty container.
May cause drowsiness.
See label for sequence.
Past performance is not a guarantee of future results.
Prices subject to change without notice.
Do not write below this line.
Time lock safe, clerk cannot open.
At participating locations only.
Serial numbers must be visible.
Align parts carefully, then bond.
Falling rocks
Dispose of properly.
Keep out of reach of children.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Penalty for early withdrawal.
Signing here is not an admission of guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Storage temperature: -30 C (-22 F) to 40 C (104 F).
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
No purchase necessary.
Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated areas.
Replace with same type.
Accessories sold separately.
Booths for two or more.
Check here if tax deductible.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
Hard hat area.
Prerecorded for this time zone.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Adults 18 and over only.
Detach and keep for your reference.
No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
Demo package, not for resale.
List at least two alternate dates.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before deciding.
Driver does not carry cash.
Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
identification purposes only.
Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Tag not to be removed under penalty of law.
This supersedes all previous notices.

Orig. found here.