Oh well. I’m glad the little guy never died. I’m also glad this wasn’t a YouTube video. But, as cruel as a death as it might have been, I secretly wanted it to be true. I’ve always said, when my time comes, I hope it’s part of an amazing story — like being swallowed whole by a hippo. How do you want to die? What do you think happens when you do? Let me know in the comments.
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